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inside of your body, on the left side of your chest, you have a heart.
the heart's main function is to pump blood around your body, which keeps you alive.
the ancient egyptians believed that your emotions, feelings, and thoughts came from within your heart, but they were wrong.
to find the source of your emotions, feelings and, thoughts, we must travel through your blood vessels, and
inside of your head. you have a brain, that controls you, or, instead, you are the brain.
well, instead of emotions, feelings, and thoughts inside of my brain, i only have one, very specific thing.
that thing is.
LEON FOSTER!
(what a guy what a guy what a g g guy)
leon foster, leon foster, leon foster, leon foster
(one year anniversary, yeah!)
leon foster, leon foster, leon foster, leon foster
(what a guy what a guy what a g g guy)
leon foster, leon foster, leon foster, leon foster
(it's his big day!)
leon foster, leon foster, leon foster, leon foster
(what a guy what a guy what a g g guy)
(let's have a word from the man himself, yeah!)
wake up, in the freaking foster mansion
its time for a foster expansion
hop in tha mercedes cause tony knows whats up
talkin to tha ladies.. foster rizz, yup
my biggest opps are the homeless (homeless!)
eating my maccies like its boneless (deep fried!)
choppa to school no slowness (mercedes ceo!)
look at my hair its not combless (blonde spot!)
jump out tha choppa in the old school field
feeling so fresh gonna post it on reels
offering my cpu to the females
money so big it breaks all the scales
my rivals all live in apartments (peasantry!)
like rats like mice like varmints (roadkill!)
tussle with thine youll get a bombardment (kablooey!)
my familys so posh we write on parchment (old-school!)
leon foster, what a guy, im gonna be with him till i die
dont worry im never gonna cry, cause when im with him i have a good time
leon foster, i love you so, hes so great, hes my bro, hold up, i gotta go
leons calling me, on the phone!
wait a freaking second, is that a bird? is it a plane? no, its
leon leon leon leon leon leon leon leon leon
mcdonalds muncher mcdonalds muncher
flies away helicopter flies away helicopter
(there he goes, in the sky, flying away in his helicopter)
(leon foster, flying over the school)
(there he goes, leon foster, can you see him?)
(up there in the sky, in the helicopter)
(you cant miss him, look)
(indistinguishable exclamations of shock)
leon foster, what a guy, im gonna be with him till i die
dont worry im never gonna cry, cause when im with him i have a good time
leon foster, i love you so, hes so great, hes my bro, hold up, i gotta go
leons calling me, on the phone!
leon foster, im the guy, im gonna be with me till i die
dont worry im never gonna cry, cause when im with me i have a good time
leon foster, i love me so, im so great, i am not my bro, hold up, i gotta go
im calling myself, on the phone!
(im sorry leon)
happy birthday! (to leon foster song)
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